Ghessed

Ghessed is the father to Eop and Woopo and he put Woopo in a 300 (Earth years) year time out for stealing his lunch money. <<<<Gehessed has a bit of an unhealthy rivalry with Ypu and Oli a couple centuries ago after Ypu made Oli prank him with a balloon poodle. Ghessed has been terrified of poodles ever since. He goes to PTA meetings with Ojay regularly, even though Both Eop and Woopo were taught by him and sometimes Oph. He was once tortured by Ypu in Eopism Hell by being forced to sit through 30 minutes of Ypu giving him a lap dance Anaconda-Nicki mAAAAnaj style.

Gehessed is the oldest thing in the multiverse Ypu IS Garfield Ypu was birthed into existence shortly after Gehessed